Be careful what you wish for. During our first day in Miami I may have complained of my seriously pasty nature, but never did I imagine that this state would be followed by the worst motherfuckin’ sunburn of life. I thought being Taylor Swift RED would be the lesser of two evils, but perhaps I was mistaken. Not only was this as unattractive as my previous comrade paleness, but to top it off, the side effects hurt like a bitch. It’s all good though, I kept the faith going and this red abomination turned into what some consider a beautiful tan. To be continued…Until you see phase three of my skin tone story, here are a few images from our day out in Miamo! Enjoy my little chickens! Jungle Boogie
Ecua-Andino hat, Bettyray necklace, Nasty Gal (similar) and BCBG rings, Cartier (similar), David Yurman (similar), and J Crew (similar) bracelets, Chanel Boy bag, and Christian Louboutin sandals (similar).