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Sweet April Showers?

_W7C2541 Montreal, Canada

I hate writing these weather post, but really right now? I feel I have no choice but to acknowledge the chilly elephant in the room and bitch about mother nature. After spending the majority of 2016 in Miami, I was looking forward to finally spending time in our hometown. Can’t say I’m too pleased. How can I describe the current temperature? Wet shit maybe? Seriously, its rainy, its snowy, its slushy…its just plain old yucky if you ask me. Can you believe tourism is a thing here? I mean yes its beautiful architecture and yada yada yada, but Montreal ain’t no exotic land. We have literally not taken a second since we stepped of that plane in our homeland of Canada, and mama needs some vitamin D to keep going. Thankfully with Coachella around the corner, we will be leaving the tundra for the desert of Palm Springs, and I can promise that this time I will not be complaining about the heat! We have so much exciting news and posts to share with you, from new city food guide, to amazing collaborations, and I cannot wait to take you kids along for the ride! Until then let us gather together and perform some kind of anti-rain dance. Springtime, we are very fuckign ready for you. _W7C2437 _W7C2566 _W7C2506 _W7C2456 _W7C2472 _W7C2514 _W7C2500 _W7C2438 _W7C2588 _W7C2570 Still unsure about this mismatched greens situation

Nasty Gal hat, Ray Ban “Timeless Rounds”, Deux Lions choker, Vince coat, Zara dress, Louis-Vuitton bag with Anya Hindmarsh stickers, and Balmain ranger boots.

Shits and Giggles Day

_W7C4147 Miami, Florida

Happy April’s Fools my little chickens! Though the title of this post may incite that I have some sort of practical joke to play on you my lovely readers, that is not the case. We are back in Montreal after our flight landed at midnight last night from Miami, and about to set sail on a six hour drive to Toronto, so this baby “holiday” kinda went unnoticed in the midst of all the travel hoopla. I do however have that same long ass drive alone to devise a master plan to fuck with my loved ones. Fake pregnancy is always a good one! Credible, but not super original. Flaming bag of shit on your doorstep? Too far, too far. Guess I’ll have to go with a classic. Saran Wrap on toilet seat…man I’m disappointed in myself. Having hardcore pranking inclinations as a child, I seem to have lost my touch over the years. Not to worry though. Google will come and save the day, as I’ll most likely plagiarize a devious plan on the interwebs. Or maybe I’ll just convince my buddies to go see Batman v. Superman, and tell them how great it was. That’s ten dollars and two and a half hours they’ll never see again. Are you devoting more brainpower than you’d care to admit on a potential hoax to traumatize your friends and family? If so, please do not hesitate to contact me, I’m taking suggestions. _W7C4008 _W7C4168 _W7C4188 _W7C4136 _W7C4053 _W7C4093 _W7C4163 _W7C4179 _W7C4083 _W7C4041 _W7C4089 _W7C4160 Christmas colour palette always slayssss
Curtler & Gross sunglasses, Deux Lion choker, Balmain blazer, Elizabeth & James shirt, Topshop jeans, Gucci “Dionysus” bag, and Givenchy shoes.

Ireland #TBT

_W7C6329 Ireland

Happy Saint-Patrick’s day everyone! May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night…and beer, I wish you great beer. Today, being one of my favourite holidays, I thought what better way to celebrate then to share our adventures in the Emerald Isle itself. Last summer we had the great pleasure, of visiting Ireland to celebrate my 24th birthday, and it may have been one of our greatest trips yet. Our mothers in tow, we spent a week driving all around the island of Ireland from south to north, and saw sights (and pubs), experienced the culture (and pubs), and made memories that have a good chance of lasting a lifetime (except the ones we made in pubs). The luck of the Irish followed us from Dublin, to Belfast, and we truly had a magical time…and many pints of Guinness as well. Along the way we snapped a couple #OOTDs that remained unpublished until now. I thought what better time then to share them with you now, as well as a few pictures from our road trip to remember. Also on this special holiday I thought I’d leave you with a few words of wisdom… You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning… _W7C5378 _W7C5399 _W7C5381 _W7C5491 _W7C5549 _W7C5512 _W7C5626 _W7C5643 _W7C5646 _W7C5719 _W7C5704 _W7C5837 _W7C6117 _W7C5990 _W7C6161 IMG_8308 _W7C6285 _W7C6270 _W7C6325 _W7C6278 IMG_8317 IMG_8286 _W7C6344 _W7C6369 _W7C6391 _W7C6396 _W7C6418 12304332_10153701812930450_763209895028578394_o IMG_8364 12307587_10153701813725450_5488783441244037941_o 12339085_10153701813135450_1902410547975918873_o IMG_8497 IMG_8508 _W7C6637 12339345_10153701814425450_7475745730929294825_o IMG_8554 _W7C6685 12322632_10153701815420450_689179082859015852_o 12291857_10153702835285450_7404177763287724744_o IMG_8578 They’re in order…you’ll figure it out…

Dublin day 1- Ray Ban Clubmasters, Zara jacket and skirt, Isabel Marant for H&M shirt, Louis-Vuitton “Petite Malle” bag, and Chloé “Suzanna” boots. Dublin day 2- Cutler & Gross sunglasses, Zara dress, Chanel “Boy Bag”, and Chloé “Suzanna” boots. Owls & Blarney- Zara shirt dress, and jacket, Current/Elliott jeans, and Acne “Pistol” boots. Dingle Peninsula- Unif hat, Hermes scarf, Zara shirt and jeans, Louis-Vuitton backpack, and Hunter rain boots. Killarney/Galway- Zara hat and dress, vintage necklace, Balmain “Pierre” bag, and Acne “Pistol” boots. Giants Causeway- Kris Van Assche sunglasses, Zara shirt dress, Current/Elliott jeans, Balmain “Pierre” bag, and Acne “Pistol” boots. Belfast- Cloak of Winterfell. lol

Happy New Ears

2015-12-31 at 17-16-29 Walt Disney World, Florida

Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and auld lang syne! Bet you never knew the lyrics to that bad boy did you?…drunk humming the tune, has always gotten me through the ball drop, and hey I know it in french!…I think. Happy new year to all our readers here at ConscienceCoupable.com! Can you believe 2016 has been in full swing for a week already? Absolute madness if you ask me. Soon enough I’ll have to look up those god forsaken lyrics again, not to embarrass myself when the 2017 countdown concludes. Where has time gone, and why does it insist on running away from me. Good thing we spent the beginning of what promises to be a beautiful new year, in my favourite place on the planet…Disney World. I’ve been known to visit the happiest place on earth quite often, but this time my husband and I were accompanied by my parents, which always feels extra special. After all, the obsession started because they indulged a toddler, and visited my boyfriend Mickey a little more than annually throughout my formative years. Bet they are rethinking that now! We spent NYE overdressed in Epcot, at Monsieur Paul, which has been a bit a tradition in years past. It was hot, crowded, and wonderful, like I had always remembered it, and we rang in 2016 with my favourite fireworks, and yes, that song. Anyways this post comes a little late to express my gratitude for the fun and success of 2015, and to wish you all the greatest happiness in this new year. Love you my little chickens. 2015-12-31 at 17-04-00 2015-12-31 at 17-07-49 2015-12-31 at 17-09-42 2015-12-31 at 17-07-09 2015-12-31 at 17-09-13 2015-12-31 at 17-08-27 2015-12-31 at 17-03-14 2015-12-31 at 17-10-16 2015-12-31 at 17-15-12 2015-12-31 at 17-07-45 2015-12-31 at 17-10-39 2015-12-31 at 17-13-55 Yes, shooting a NYE #OOTD at 6 pm, because someone forgot the flash, is as sweaty as it looks.

Custom Minnie Mouse ears from Scintillate Designs, Balmain x H&M blazer dress, Disney clutch, and Nicholas Kirkwood pearl platform sandal.

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