Bal Harbour, Florida
Hello my little chickens. I hope this Humpday is treating you well. So, remember how I told you we impulsively went to Disney World last week. Well, after missing our flight back to Montreal, we had the brilliant idea of staying an extra week in the sunny land of Florida and you guessed it…went back to Disney World! I think addicts would refer to this as relapse or hitting rock bottom. Good thing my little compulsion happens to be the happiest place on earth, because this kind of obsession could really go awry. On the day these pictures were taken, my hair was being particularly difficult, therefore I showed it who’s boss and just slicked that shit backwards. After we finished the mini #OOTD shoot, my husband referred to the do as “business up front, party in the back” and I quickly tied it up into a ponytail. I like to look back upon these images fondly, as it was probably the only time I, my friends, will ever rock the fuck out of a mullet.
My crotch is totally white
Dior earrings, Chanel necklace and bag, Equipment shirt, Off-White by Virgil Abloh jeans (similar), David Yurman (similar) and Cartier (similar) bracelets and watch, and Christian Louboutin Decollete 554 pumps.
Hello fwiends! I wish you all a very happy TGIF and a raging weekend. I have escaped the frozen land I call home, and am currently in paradise. Yes, after all the complaining I’ve been doing about my impending doom in our North fucking Pole, I have finally made it to the sandy beaches of Miami. This little #OOTD was taken last weekend before going out to dinner, while I was still braving the cold. Let me tell you, a cape at -25°C, ya…not warm enough. Nonetheless I soldiered on, protected my Karlito, and walked this Saint-Laurent inspired number, 6 whole steps from the car into our favourite restaurant, Le Bemner. I know right..so brave. Now it’s time to enjoy this little vaca, get some sun, watch some Miyazaki films, and who knows, maybe even drive over to Disney world….To be continued…
Cute As A Bow
Nasty Gal shirt (similar) and cape (similar), vintage Hermes Kelly, Fendi Karlito, All Saints motorcycle pants (similar), and Christian Louboutin “So Kate” (similar).
It is so cold in our city it hurts to breathe. Seriously, if “Beyond The Wall” and Narnia had a baby it would feel like Montreal right now. Approximately 30 minutes is what it would take me to die of hypothermia, were I to stay outside in anything less then a full arctic proof Canada Goose onesie. Good thing I own one of those I guess…Unfortunately a full snowsuit isn’t as practical as some may think, the whole pants attached to top situation is quite tricky. Thankfully I have this faux polar bear coat to keep me somewhat alive in Elsa’s frozen kingdom these days. This brings me to the reason why this #OOTD, which would usually be shot outside, wasn’t too hot, or too cold, but just right for our condo’s temperature! This Goldie Locks has got to stay cozy you know. I will be eating, sleeping, maybe even showering in this coat to stay warm until spring shows it’s face. That fashionably late season of a bitch better be punctual this year…
Putting them Coca Cola bears to shame
Prada coat, Wildfox sweater (similar), David Yurman, Hermes, and Cartier bracelets and watch, Chanel Boy Bag, Diesel Jogg Jeans (similar), and Christian Louboutin “So Kate” pumps (similar).