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For all who are unaware, we recently lost a ton of content due to our Data Centre crashing and leaving us shit out of luck. Because of this, I have spent the past days trying to get our site back in order, and stressing out professionally. Our Osheaga post was the most recent posted and therefore did not make the back up cut  and died somewhere in the webosphere. I’m sure what I wrote was clever but I have no desire to attempt to replicate my thoughts from last week.  Instead I give you this little frustrated blurb to update you on the current situation. They say a picture is worth a thousand words…so here are over 20 000 words documenting our weekend at Osheaga! _W7C9039 _W7C8979 _W7C9087 _W7C8992 _W7C9073 _W7C9017 _W7C9048 _W7C9076 _W7C9054 _W7C9117 _W7C9079 _W7C9133

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Day 1: Ray Ban sunnies, H&M long shirt, pants, and necklace, Celine Nano, and Adidas “Superstars.” Day 2: Quay X Desi Perkins sunnies, Nasty Gal “Baby Girl” neck scarf, Diesel dress, Celine Nano, and Adidas “Superstars.” Day 3: Dior sunnies, Vintage bandana, Nasty Gal “Queen of Beers” bodysuit and shorts, Saint-Laurent pouch, and Adidas “Superstars.”

It’s So Fluffy!

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It is so cold in our city it hurts to breathe. Seriously, if “Beyond The Wall” and Narnia had a baby it would feel like Montreal right now. Approximately 30 minutes is what it would take me to die of hypothermia, were I to stay outside in anything less then a full arctic proof Canada Goose onesie. Good thing I own one of those I guess…Unfortunately a full snowsuit isn’t as practical as some may think, the whole pants attached to top situation is quite tricky. Thankfully I have this faux polar bear coat to keep me somewhat alive in Elsa’s frozen kingdom these days. This brings me to the reason why this #OOTD, which would usually be shot outside, wasn’t too hot, or too cold, but just right for our condo’s temperature! This Goldie Locks has got to stay cozy you know. I will be eating, sleeping, maybe even showering in this coat to stay warm until spring shows it’s face. That fashionably late season of a bitch better be punctual this year… 2015-02-16 at 16-17-16 2015-02-16 at 16-19-31 2015-02-16 at 16-26-11 2015-02-16 at 16-28-17 2015-02-16 at 16-18-15 2015-02-16 at 16-20-09 2015-02-16 at 16-25-09 2015-02-16 at 16-21-27 2015-02-16 at 16-18-43 2015-02-16 at 16-23-18 2015-02-16 at 16-26-28 Putting them Coca Cola bears to shame

Prada coat, Wildfox sweater (similar), David Yurman, Hermes, and Cartier bracelets and watch, Chanel Boy Bag, Diesel Jogg Jeans (similar), and Christian Louboutin “So Kate” pumps (similar).

Smelly Pirate Hooker

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TGIF y’all! I don’t know if you have noticed, but I very rarely wear make up, mostly due to laziness, but I found it works for me! With the wedding coming up I went to visit the incredible Leslie-Ann Thomson, my make up artist of almost 10 years (yes i’m that old, and probably started wearing make up prematurely as a oversexualized tween) so I could try on my bridal face.  As a young lad(y) my face was nicely caked up as we were living in the Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson era, but the Kardashians have not perverted my grooming habits the way those early 2000 blondes did, so I mostly go bare faced now. This above is one of the rare occasions you will see  Claude made up in the wild. Seriously –its not a super common thing- again not because I have a Victoria Secret fresh face and look that good waking up, but because I am in fact incredibly fucking lazy. So here it is folks, full hair and make up…you like? It’s crazy how some face paint, visible bra, and midriff can take you from being a mostly demure young woman back to your 13 years old slutty phase. Have a lovely weekend! 2014-04-15 at 17-37-51 2014-04-15 at 17-39-02 2014-04-15 at 17-38-31 2014-04-15 at 17-36-09 2014-04-25 at 09-12-12 2014-04-15 at 17-42-59 2014-04-15 at 17-44-43 2014-04-15 at 17-50-51 2014-04-15 at 17-45-30 2014-04-15 at 17-37-45 2014-04-15 at 17-48-45 2014-04-15 at 17-38-08 “Why don’t you go back to your home on whore island!”

Chanel necklace, hobo gloves, Boy Bag, and combat boots, Zara toggle military blazer, Agent Provocateur bra, Bracelets from Hermes, David Yurman (similar), and Cartier (similar), One Teaspoon destroyed tank (similar), and Diesel Jogg jeans.


At Home With The Kids

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Looks like there was an 80s theme all weekend long doesn’t it. Let me just start my confession by saying no, I do not always wear heels around the house, and even less so when playing Assassin’s Creed Black Flag at our country home, but they were on hand and happened to work, so why not. Besides So Kate is not exactly a comfortable pair so any chance I have to break in these babies I take. The only thing this outfit is missing  to be real candid, is an oversized pair of my father’s gym socks in them, a trick that seems to work to stretch out almost any pair of deadly Loubs. I also wanted to share a post at home to introduce to you all the two other loves of my life, Mickey and Eve. In case you are curious Mickey is the girly looking one while Eve is from Mexico….get it, she’s the Chihuahua! So clever I am. Just wanted to showcase a regular day comfy outfit, while not dying of hypothermia like I have been in my more recent posts, and lets face it…sitting in the shoes is much more enjoyable than standing in them…  _MG_4623 _MG_4634 _MG_4616 _MG_4626 _MG_4637 _MG_4630 _MG_4619 Song Choice is up for Interpretation

Alexander Wang beanie (similar), Anna Dello Russo for H&M necklace, Joy Rich Keith Haring knit, Diesel Jogg jeans, and Christian Louboutin So Kate pumps (similar).