Bal Harbour, Florida
Hello my little chickens. I hope this Humpday is treating you well. So, remember how I told you we impulsively went to Disney World last week. Well, after missing our flight back to Montreal, we had the brilliant idea of staying an extra week in the sunny land of Florida and you guessed it…went back to Disney World! I think addicts would refer to this as relapse or hitting rock bottom. Good thing my little compulsion happens to be the happiest place on earth, because this kind of obsession could really go awry. On the day these pictures were taken, my hair was being particularly difficult, therefore I showed it who’s boss and just slicked that shit backwards. After we finished the mini #OOTD shoot, my husband referred to the do as “business up front, party in the back” and I quickly tied it up into a ponytail. I like to look back upon these images fondly, as it was probably the only time I, my friends, will ever rock the fuck out of a mullet.
My crotch is totally white
Dior earrings, Chanel necklace and bag, Equipment shirt, Off-White by Virgil Abloh jeans (similar), David Yurman (similar) and Cartier (similar) bracelets and watch, and Christian Louboutin Decollete 554 pumps.
Palace of Versailles, France
What do most couples do on their honeymoon? You know besides bone. Experience the culture, eat the food, check out the sites, well my husband and I did all of those things and then came up with a brilliant new uncommon activity. We went hunting!…for Kardashians at Versailles that is. You see Mrs. West and I almost share a wedding anniversary so it was only proper I’d go congratulate her and her baby daddy on their new union. America’s royal wedding right?…All joking aside I have traveled to Paris many times but never visited Louis XIV’s crib, so it seemed only right we fill our tourist quota by going to check it out. Very fancy digs let me tell you. It was lovely, we were silly, after a couple beer we might have driven into a hedge or two with our golf cart in the “Jardin”(that’s french for garden for the google translate lazies). We did not shoot any Kardashians, but one thing is certain, we definitely left our mark on Le Château De Versailles.
If you don’t get the references look em’ up
H&M Conscience Collection Blazer, Equipment shirt, Rag & Bone jeans, White wingtips bought in Paris, Cartier watch, Mikimoto pearls, and Chanel bag.
We spent this past weekend at my country house, and let’s just say Narnia has got nothing on the Laurentians, let me tell you. The entire property was surrounded by snow banks so huge they could have sank the titanic…well if they were ice and not snow, but you get the picture. Being an extremist I kinda adore a completely polar setting over being in the slightly warmer city . It’s all or nothing, arctic or beach, that’s how I like it. Another great thing about being at our country residence is all the treasures that can be found when rummaging through my parents closets. I mean, I don’t know when in the 80s my father wore this Mickey Mouse bomber but it’s making me wish I was born back when he was badass…and wore fucking Mickey Mouse bombers. One World One Mickey…I mean come one, that shit was meant for me. Oh, and I haven’t even gotten to the good part, are you ready….it’s reversible. Your mind has now been blown. After we came back from buying a PS4 in town we took a little stroll around the property and I couldn’t help but putting it on. My father is not a slim jim but let me tell ya’, it fits like a glove…kinda makes me rethink my body confidence…
Some Risky Business Posing
Tom Ford Campbell sunglasses, Vintage Mickey Mouse bomber, BCBG necklace, Equipment shirt, Helmut Lang sweater (similar), Elizabeth and James tuxedo pyjama pants (similar), Gucci Canada bag, and Ugg boots (similar).