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Desert Dusking

_W7C5924 Indio, California

Hey fwiends! Sorry I’ve been a little MIA lately, but all this long awaited free time has made me pick up old hobbies I love, and they’ve been keeping me happily busy! Don’t worry it’s not squash. I’m here today to tell you all about the final day of Coachella, which might just have been the best one yet. We went to the grounds early before anyone really shows up, not to enjoy the scenery, but to eat. After I got that taken care of, we walked around, had some morning margaritas, ate a little more and headed back to our place  for an outfit change, followed by this middle of butt fuck nowhere #OOTD shoot. I mean when you’re in the desert, you have to venture out into the unknown you know? Also it makes for a pretty beautiful badass background (alliteration watsup!). We then returned to the festival for a pretty great evening line up.

We felt connected to the universe and cried a little while singing along to “Home” at Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros, and did what can only be described as african tribe inspired dance moves with Alexander Wang and his model army during Major Lazer. The sleeper hit of the weekend had to be Sia. That set was the most creative use of stage time I’ve seen at Coachella and maybe anywhere really. Because she’s always hiding her pretty face, actors, artists, and dancers interpreted every song from her repertoire (including Breathe Me, I cried a little for that too) in the most beautifully WTF kinda ways. Maddie Ziegler did some pirouettes, Kristen Wiig emoted, and Shia Labeouf didn’t show up. Typical. Calvin Harris then came out and put on a better show than I could have ever anticipated. Big Sean said hi, and then Rihanna came out and gave the the rendition of We Found Love I had always dreamed of witnessing. Honestly it was another solid night added to an unbelievably solid weekend! Coachella always has the greatest energy and you leave there feeling warm with hope and appreciation for the world we live in. Well, that and super fucking tired. Drinking and dancing for 3 days straight will do that to you. _W7C5828 _W7C5845 _W7C5873 _W7C5927 _W7C5861 _W7C5983 _W7C5881 _W7C5885 _W7C5968 _W7C5838 _W7C5869 _W7C6017 L1030092 L1030117 L1030105 L1030120 L1030102 L1030123 L1030119 L1030114 L1030113 L1030126 L1030125 L1030128 L1030129 L1030157 L1030161 _W7C5979 Fack boho I’m giving alien vibes

Dior “So Real” sunnies, Necklaces from Fallon, J Crew, and Lalla, For Love and Lemons bathing suit and crochet matching separates, Chloé “Faye” bag, and Acne “Pistol” boots.

To A Crisp…

2014-10-11 at 17-13-35 Bal Harbour, Florida

Be careful what you wish for. During our first day in Miami I may have complained of my seriously pasty nature, but never did I imagine that this state would be followed by the worst motherfuckin’ sunburn of life. I thought being Taylor Swift RED would be the lesser of two evils, but perhaps I was mistaken. Not only was this as unattractive as my previous comrade paleness, but to top it off, the side effects hurt like a bitch. It’s all good though, I kept the faith going and this red abomination  turned into what some consider a beautiful tan. To be continued…Until you see phase three of my skin tone story, here are a few images from our day out in Miamo! Enjoy my little chickens! 2014-10-11 at 17-12-24 2014-10-11 at 17-07-48 2014-10-11 at 17-11-36 2014-10-11 at 17-05-18 2014-10-11 at 17-07-53 2014-10-11 at 17-11-49 2014-10-11 at 17-06-50 2014-10-11 at 17-06-23 2014-10-11 at 17-05-25 2014-10-11 at 17-12-11 2014-10-11 at 17-09-19 2014-10-11 at 17-05-09 Jungle Boogie

Ecua-Andino hat, Bettyray necklace, Nasty Gal (similar) and BCBG rings, Cartier (similar), David Yurman (similar), and J Crew (similar) bracelets, Chanel Boy bag, and Christian Louboutin sandals (similar).

Like 4 Shades of Grey

2014-10-15 at 17-07-00 Montreal, Canada

As I’ve mentioned time and time again I’m behind. I mean like really behind. I will finally start covering our London Fashion week stay in our next post and I can’t wait to be sharing things as they happen. Because of this I did a wittle shoot yesterday to squeeze it in today and show you guys where in the world is Claude Sandiego. Well my little chickens, I’m in Montreal and too busy to be bored…but still kinda bored. My baby Kate shirt and I went for a walk around the neighbourhood with our fancy milk carton, and then waddled home, as Christian Louboutin “So Kate” pumps are just that fucking uncomfortable. Yes friends, these torture devices were named specially after my the lady on my tee. What a martyr that woman is… 2014-10-15 at 17-06-24 2014-10-15 at 17-06-51 2014-10-15 at 17-00-48 2014-10-15 at 17-05-18 2014-10-15 at 17-02-09 2014-10-15 at 16-59-20 2014-10-15 at 17-04-42 2014-10-15 at 17-05-29 2014-10-15 at 17-00-12 2014-10-15 at 16-59-17 2014-10-15 at 17-02-50 2014-10-15 at 17-08-12 “Try the grey stuff it’s delicious, don’t believe me ask the dishes!”

Max Azria beanie, J Crew necklace (similar), Dimepiece Yung K t-shirt from, American Apparel trousers, Cartier bracelets (similar), Chanel ring and Fall 2014 milk carton bag, and Christian Louboutin”So Kate” 120 Glacier Glitter pumps (similar-ish).

Swearing is fun

2014-05-10 at 10-12-29 New York

I finally had the occasion to sport one of my favourite looks from Alexander Wang’s Spring collection. I went a little overboard with this particular season from my favourite designer, and now pretty much own every piece I drooled over when presented on the runway last September. Such a fun take on branding, and not being so serious as far as the F word is concerned. F word being Fashion of course. Jeez a bunch of dirty mouths you must all have. Anyways more Wang Parental Advisory and pastels to be worn later on in the summer, but this is a great opening act. Now I’ve got a wedding to prep for, so g2g. 2014-05-10 at 10-06-51 2014-05-16 at 10-37-35 2014-05-10 at 10-14-05 2014-05-10 at 10-05-47 2014-05-10 at 10-12-59 2014-05-10 at 10-01-39 2014-05-10 at 10-00-37 2014-05-10 at 10-12-05        2014-05-10 at 10-11-00 2014-05-10 at 10-02-03 2014-05-10 at 10-10-43 2014-05-10 at 10-00-55 2014-05-16 at 10-35-48 2014-05-10 at 10-13-33 Outfit credits are a f***ing b***h to do

Nasty Gal ear cuff and rings, All Saints necklace (similar), Lush jacket, Alexander Wang shirt and skirt, bracelets by Cartier (similar), Hermes, David Yurman (similar), J Crew, Michael Kors (similar) and watch by Chanel, Jacquie Aiche rings, Olympia Le-Tan Gatsby book clutch, and Miu Miu shoes.