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Elephant Love Medley

Indio, California

The beginning of festival season was pretty headwear heavy for me. Flower crowns are dead and should remain that way until their probable “vintage” reemergence in 10-20, but everything under the sun besides that cliché seems to be fair game. First there was the fiddler cap, then the ever understated spiky golden crown, and now rainbow ombre butterflies. You’ve heard of it?..I’ve probably worn it on my head. I also added a lip ring in there for good measure.

Day 3 of Coachella is usually reserved for my comfiest #OOTD and this year was no exception. You have to foresee what kind of bloat you’re going to be dealing with after 3 straight days of drinking and snacking, and I came prepared. This tie-die elephant motif Moschino dress, felt like something you should wear exclusively in a festival setting, so I made sure to pack it and pair it with his little Loewe elephant bag friend. His name is Hannibal btw. This pair of Janis Joplin inspired sunnies also absolutely had to make an appearance Coachella weekend, and this outfit felt too on theme not to bring them together.

…And just like that Coachella weekend came to an end, and so did all the fun festival dressing that came with it. Thankfully ’tis the season, and I cannot to wear more ridiculous shit on my head, and in my nose/mouth/ear areas. What can I say…my orifices just love to look like Christmas trees.  

VivaDelfina butterfly crown, Ray Ban JaJo sunnies, Moschino dress, Loewe bag, and Superga sneakers.

Super Moschino

2016-01-13 at 12-28-07 Miami, Florida

Something extremely cool happened to us at the blog last week. We got nominated for a Notable Award for Conscience Coupable, and as someone who has never been nominated let alone won anything, it feels really special. Though it may just be an external award, seeing that you guys care enough to vote for our little labour of love, makes me feel very seen, heard and most importantly understood, which is pretty awesome. All this thanks your support over these two short years! Thank you reading my ridiculous rants, for scrolling through our bajillion images, and for going along on our adventures with us, you have made our lives more colourful then we ever thought they could be. Thanks to you guys, I get to do what I love, and be recognized for my work, which is absolutely insane. Anyway, I think you i’ve bored you with my gratefulness, nonetheless…THANK YOU! If you want to see CC win this 2015 Notable Award, feel free to take a literal second of your time and click here to vote for us in the Blog category in the Quebec section!..and if you’re feeling extra crazy supportive, you can do so once a day until the 28th of January! Who knows maybe we have a shot at winning this thing! I promise I will drop the gushy cheesiness and go back to making jokes and swearing next week, but until then…I truly love and appreciate every single one of you. No but like I really I do.

Click here to vote for ConscienceCoupable.com as best blog at the 2015 Notable Awards 2016-01-13 at 12-29-20 2016-01-13 at 12-37-47 2016-01-13 at 12-30-43 2016-01-13 at 12-36-48 2016-01-13 at 12-32-01 2016-01-13 at 12-34-00 2016-01-13 at 12-27-46 2016-01-13 at 12-33-44 2016-01-13 at 12-30-59 2016-01-13 at 12-34-23 2016-01-13 at 12-26-58 Guess Moschino acquired a Super Leaf because I got Raccoon Mario on my shirt

Fendi x Beats By Dr. Dre headphones, Gucci sunglasses, Moschino tee, Rag & Bones jeans, Hermes, Cartier and David Yurman bracelets, Chanel watch and bag, and Aquazzura “Wild Thing” sandals.

I’m Lovin’ It

2015-01-09 at 17-45-33 Walt Disney World, Florida

Hey boys and girls, I’m back, in better spirits then ever! The weather, I swear it fucks with your mind sometimes. All that depression talk was such a downer right? I blame the snow, and the slush, and the fucking sub zero Narnia temperature *insert angry red emoticon*…enough about that. There is one positive about this whole city frozen over scenario, and that is the cold my friends. You see similarly to a hibernating mammal, I need some thermal insulation for the tough season we are experiencing. This means I have a motive, an excuse, and completely feasible explanation for eating all the crap I want. Not only is it comforting during this cruel winter, but guess what…that extra layer is keeping me warm. IT HAS PURPOSE! So fuck bikini season, I’m suiting up for parka season, and damn does it ever taste good…Oh ya, and these pictures were taken a couple weeks ago while we were in Disney World to run a marathon. There! Another reason why I deserve all the McDonalds my little heart desires. Parapapapa…    2015-01-09 at 17-44-47 2015-01-09 at 17-41-42 2015-01-09 at 17-40-17 2015-01-09 at 17-41-03 2015-01-09 at 17-42-01 (1) 2015-01-09 at 17-41-31 2015-01-09 at 17-42-40 2015-01-09 at 17-44-14 2015-01-09 at 17-45-04 2015-01-09 at 17-43-06 2015-01-09 at 17-40-59 “Get in my bellay” – Fat Bastard

Dior earrings, Disney Minnie Mouse denim jacket, Moschino tee (similar), Chanel fanny pack, Cartier bracelets and watch, Nasty Gal maxi skirt (similar), and Gucci flippy floppies (similar).

Gandalf is my Homeboy

2014-12-29 at 08-26-14
Montreal, Canada

I hope all of you had happy holidays, and weigh 6-9 pounds more then you did before the this turkey season began! Not because I wish ill upon any of you, but rather because if I put on the weight, I need you all to do the same to continue the illusion that nothing has changed…you feel me? I’m only trying to maintain the balance of mankind, pretty serious business. So, post family fun, gifts, and Christmas carols, my husband and I began a pretty intense journey. You see we revistied the world of middle earth, and began with Bilbo’s very first adventure, or if we are talking timeline, I mean history goes back to when the elves first awakened in Cuiviéne! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, really, don’t bother continuing on, because I am about to rock out with my nerd out. I am big on the whole Tolken universe, what can I say, I love me some courageous hobbits. We have been watching the Hobbit films followed by The Lord of The Rings films in chronological order, while trying to get some reading of the source material when a screen is out of reach. We also made time to watch Peter Jackson’s appendices for each film of course! Have I mentioned individual appendices are 4-5 hours long and there are two for each of the six films. Do the math…basically I’ve been staring at Orlando Bloom in a wig for five days straight without sleeping. I’m a little brainwashed to say the least. The few people I have seen since beginning this marathon, I cannot help but attribute to a kind from Middle-earth. My daddy is a hobbit, while my husband who was originally a man, is beginning to resemble a dwarf due to the extreme ginge facial hair he’s been growing. Kinda feel like I’ve been spending a little too much time in Mirkwood if you know what I mean…of course you don’t, you have a life. 2014-12-29 at 08-19-46 2014-12-29 at 07-43-01 2014-12-29 at 07-47-15 2014-12-29 at 08-21-53 2014-12-29 at 07-45-07 2014-12-29 at 07-37-33 2014-12-29 at 07-36-31 2014-12-29 at 08-25-30 2014-12-29 at 08-24-39 2014-12-29 at 08-21-16 2014-12-29 at 07-38-25 2014-12-29 at 08-27-59 I’m totes an Elf with like Galadriel level power..or a Wizard, I’m down to be a Wizard

Eugenia Kim hat (similar), Moschino sweater, Glamorous coat from Editorial Boutique, vintage Levis jeans, Céline Phantom tote, and Saint-Laurent boots.