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Gandalf is my Homeboy

2014-12-29 at 08-26-14
Montreal, Canada

I hope all of you had happy holidays, and weigh 6-9 pounds more then you did before the this turkey season began! Not because I wish ill upon any of you, but rather because if I put on the weight, I need you all to do the same to continue the illusion that nothing has changed…you feel me? I’m only trying to maintain the balance of mankind, pretty serious business. So, post family fun, gifts, and Christmas carols, my husband and I began a pretty intense journey. You see we revistied the world of middle earth, and began with Bilbo’s very first adventure, or if we are talking timeline, I mean history goes back to when the elves first awakened in Cuiviéne! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, really, don’t bother continuing on, because I am about to rock out with my nerd out. I am big on the whole Tolken universe, what can I say, I love me some courageous hobbits. We have been watching the Hobbit films followed by The Lord of The Rings films in chronological order, while trying to get some reading of the source material when a screen is out of reach. We also made time to watch Peter Jackson’s appendices for each film of course! Have I mentioned individual appendices are 4-5 hours long and there are two for each of the six films. Do the math…basically I’ve been staring at Orlando Bloom in a wig for five days straight without sleeping. I’m a little brainwashed to say the least. The few people I have seen since beginning this marathon, I cannot help but attribute to a kind from Middle-earth. My daddy is a hobbit, while my husband who was originally a man, is beginning to resemble a dwarf due to the extreme ginge facial hair he’s been growing. Kinda feel like I’ve been spending a little too much time in Mirkwood if you know what I mean…of course you don’t, you have a life. 2014-12-29 at 08-19-46 2014-12-29 at 07-43-01 2014-12-29 at 07-47-15 2014-12-29 at 08-21-53 2014-12-29 at 07-45-07 2014-12-29 at 07-37-33 2014-12-29 at 07-36-31 2014-12-29 at 08-25-30 2014-12-29 at 08-24-39 2014-12-29 at 08-21-16 2014-12-29 at 07-38-25 2014-12-29 at 08-27-59 I’m totes an Elf with like Galadriel level power..or a Wizard, I’m down to be a Wizard

Eugenia Kim hat (similar), Moschino sweater, Glamorous coat from Editorial Boutique, vintage Levis jeans, Céline Phantom tote, and Saint-Laurent boots.

The Art of the Cover-Up

2014-06-07 at 06-35-08 Santorini, Greece

Hello buddies! Peter and I are  currently in San Francisco visiting some friends and beginning our California coast road trip, so I will keep today’s post short and sweet as ADVENTURE AWAITS US! Towards the end of our Grecian honeymoon we finally got a couple beach days, and some UV exposure under our belts. These photos were taken in Thira, one of our favourite areas of the island (not that there are many), and where most of our ridiculous anecdotes were birthed! This outfit is almost too easy to post, but a great bathing suit cover-up should never be forsaken, so here it is! The Zara overall swimsuit hiding device! Enjoy you Sunday everyone, I know I will! 2014-06-07 at 06-44-32 2014-06-07 at 06-39-55 2014-06-07 at 06-41-53 2014-06-07 at 06-43-00 2014-06-07 at 07-14-40 2014-06-07 at 06-44-09 2014-06-07 at 06-40-28 2014-06-07 at 06-35-06 2014-06-07 at 06-35-47 2014-06-07 at 06-43-11 2014-06-07 at 06-37-10 2014-06-07 at 06-44-11 All White Everythang

Céline sunglasses, Chloé bathing suit, Zara overalls, Bracelets from Sydney Evan (similar), Neiman Marcus, and Cartier, Moschino bunny phone case, and Salvatore Ferragamo Flip Flops (similar).

Vintage Mouse

2014-05-30 at 13-36-16 Disneyland Paris

On our honeymoon we had no choice but to visit my absolutely favourite spot in the world to intensify the already blissful energy. Peter and I had visited all of Disney’s theme parks from California to Japan but had yet to complete our journey and visit Euro Disney together. It is official, we are the most culturally advanced Disney couple in all the land. Until Shanghai Disney Resort opens it’s doors in 2015 that is! Guess i’m planning another trip to China! 2014-05-30 at 13-38-04 2014-05-30 at 13-43-12 2014-05-30 at 13-37-23 2014-05-30 at 13-36-38 2014-05-30 at 13-38-16 2014-05-30 at 13-39-18 2014-05-30 at 13-38-00 2014-05-30 at 13-36-22 2014-05-30 at 13-43-04 2014-05-30 at 13-36-27 2014-05-30 at 13-36-59 2014-05-30 at 13-40-37 My only bridal Veil

Mickey mouse bride ears (similar), Tom Ford Campbell sunglasses, Vintage Chanel tweed jacket (similar), Mike Frederigo Karl Tee, Rag & Bone jeans, Vintage Hermes Kelly bag, Cartier watch, Moschino rabbit phone case, and Zara boots.