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They Shoot Kardashian Don’t They?

2014-05-28 at 04-18-53     Palace of Versailles, France

What do most couples do on their honeymoon? You know besides bone. Experience the culture, eat the food, check out the sites, well my husband and I did all of those things and then came up with a brilliant new uncommon activity. We went hunting!…for Kardashians at Versailles that is. You see Mrs. West and I almost share a wedding anniversary so it was only proper I’d go congratulate her and her baby daddy on their new union. America’s royal wedding right?…All joking aside I have traveled to Paris many times but never visited Louis XIV’s crib, so it seemed only right we fill our tourist quota by going to check it out. Very fancy digs let me tell you. It was lovely, we were silly, after a couple beer we might have driven into a hedge or two with our golf cart in the “Jardin”(that’s french for garden for the google translate lazies). We did not shoot any Kardashians, but one thing is certain, we definitely left our mark on Le Château De Versailles. 2014-05-28 at 04-15-39 2014-05-28 at 04-13-55 2014-05-28 at 04-15-45 2014-05-28 at 04-14-53 2014-05-28 at 04-19-14 2014-05-28 at 04-14-33 2014-05-28 at 04-16-10 2014-05-28 at 04-14-01 2014-05-28 at 05-19-10 2014-05-28 at 05-29-24 2014-05-28 at 05-32-48 2014-05-28 at 07-00-37 2014-05-28 at 07-02-05 2014-05-28 at 04-15-08 2014-05-28 at 04-19-09 If you don’t get the references look em’ up

H&M Conscience Collection Blazer, Equipment shirt, Rag & Bone jeans, White wingtips bought in Paris, Cartier watch, Mikimoto pearls, and Chanel bag.

Miami Vice

_MG_4871 Bal Harbour

I  have been a couple Miami outfit posts behind before I get to my quick stint at fashion week, so i’m going to hash out all this lovely summer heat to get to the good winter storm stuff.  There’s something about rolled up sleeves on a blazer that just screams Sonny Crockett doesn’t it, then add that in a miami context and I’m officially stylin’ in 1984. All i’m missing is a cigarette boat, an african american counter part and I can officially solve crime. To be honest i’m more familiar with the shitty 2006 remake, which works for me because I much prefer being Colin Farrell than Don Johnson for very obvious reasons. Colin Farrell is a dime. What a tangent this turned into…anyways this is me wearing my father’s Clavin Klein jeans after I massacred them with a pair of scissors, and crossing a couple streets. Enjoy! _MG_4844 _MG_4888 _MG_4863 _MG_4869 _MG_4865 _MG_4873 _MG_4889 _MG_4870 _MG_4879 _MG_4866

Look Both Ways Before You Cross Me

Porsche Design aviators, Anna Dello Russo for H&M earrings, Rodarte tee, Rag & Bone blazer (similar), Vintage Calvin Klein shorts, rings by BCBG, Nasty Gal, Jacquie Aiche, and Tiffany & co., Arm Party consists of my Rose Gold Nike Fuel band (similar), House of Harlow (similar), J. Crew, Links of London, and Cartier bracelets and watch, Chanel pouch, and Miu Miu shoes.

The Truth About Harem Pants

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Just love that wearing sweatpants, oh i’m sorry Rag & Bone velvet harem pants is totally ideal accompanied with a tuxedo jacket. Seriously, in 2002 would you ever have thought pairing your juicy tracksuit with heels would be dope, and not scream walk of shame? And all this thanks to the incredible mind of one genius alone. Thank you Kanye, for inventing leather joggers and pitching them to Fendi, you truly changed the world…

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Velour Always Makes The Best Tracksuits

Chanel earrings, Tom Ford tuxedo jacket, Zara blouse, Rag & Bone velour pants, and Christian Louboutin Equestria boots