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Shits and Giggles Day

_W7C4147 Miami, Florida

Happy April’s Fools my little chickens! Though the title of this post may incite that I have some sort of practical joke to play on you my lovely readers, that is not the case. We are back in Montreal after our flight landed at midnight last night from Miami, and about to set sail on a six hour drive to Toronto, so this baby “holiday” kinda went unnoticed in the midst of all the travel hoopla. I do however have that same long ass drive alone to devise a master plan to fuck with my loved ones. Fake pregnancy is always a good one! Credible, but not super original. Flaming bag of shit on your doorstep? Too far, too far. Guess I’ll have to go with a classic. Saran Wrap on toilet seat…man I’m disappointed in myself. Having hardcore pranking inclinations as a child, I seem to have lost my touch over the years. Not to worry though. Google will come and save the day, as I’ll most likely plagiarize a devious plan on the interwebs. Or maybe I’ll just convince my buddies to go see Batman v. Superman, and tell them how great it was. That’s ten dollars and two and a half hours they’ll never see again. Are you devoting more brainpower than you’d care to admit on a potential hoax to traumatize your friends and family? If so, please do not hesitate to contact me, I’m taking suggestions. _W7C4008 _W7C4168 _W7C4188 _W7C4136 _W7C4053 _W7C4093 _W7C4163 _W7C4179 _W7C4083 _W7C4041 _W7C4089 _W7C4160 Christmas colour palette always slayssss
Curtler & Gross sunglasses, Deux Lion choker, Balmain blazer, Elizabeth & James shirt, Topshop jeans, Gucci “Dionysus” bag, and Givenchy shoes.

Keep Calm and Blog On

2016-01-29 at 20-37-41 Miami, Florida

TGIF my little chickens! Another week has come and gone, and so much has happened, I can barely wrap my mind around it all. We had a wonderful weekend after posting our new EATS section, followed by a very scary and dramatic week, which thankfully is now technically coming to an end. Family is everything to Peter and myself, so when our loved ones face a crisis we tend to take over. Helplessness is not a pleasant feeling, therefore doing everything in our power to better the situation has been our priority these past days. I know everything I’m saying is annoyingly vague, but no matter how personal I get writing this blog, I’m simply not the type of lady to posts the tough stuff as my Facebook status, and this is no different. For now, we are concentrating on creating solutions, and trying to prepare all we can before our departure from Miami. There is nothing like seeing a stubborn person, finally seeing the benefits of changing a negative behaviour. Now all I can hope for is that this new change lasts, even when we’re not there to guide and oversee it.

We decided to go away this weekend as a kind of trial run, and head up to this new place I’ve heard of called Walt Disney World. We’ve been pretty down lately and apparently this location is assured to create happiness, so it should be just what the doctor ordered. My crisis philosophy of “keep calm and head to Disney”, will be in full swing on Insta all weekend, and though I’m horribly worried to leave the big kids I call my parents alone, I know it’ll need to happen sooner or later and am confident they can handle it without us. I apologize for a serious and obnoxiously nonspecific post, but promise my sailor mouth and dry wit will be back next week. Until then I have a trouser-wearing mouse to go visit, and I heard he has pretty good food in his kingdom. Who knows, maybe we’ll tell you guys about it… 2016-01-29 at 20-29-44 2016-01-29 at 20-30-49 2016-01-29 at 20-35-06 2016-01-29 at 20-45-40 2016-01-29 at 20-39-23 2016-01-29 at 20-41-40 2016-01-29 at 20-26-54 2016-01-29 at 20-43-38 2016-01-29 at 20-35-56 I can’t believe it’s not butter…I mean Missoni

Topshop shirt and pants, Cartier bracelets, Chanel watch and bag, Louis-Vuitton Skin Rings, and Manolo Blahnik Chaos sandals.

The Not So Grateful Dead

2016-01-10 at 13-49-17 Miami, Florida

I signed Peter and I up for something a little bit Looney Tunes late last year…it’s called the “Walker Stalker Cruise”, and yes it is a fan convention at sea for my favourite show, The Walking Dead. I know I’ve always been proud of my geek status, but this is the furthest I’ve ever taken it. This weekend I will be voluntarily embarking on a ship,  surrounded by only the most invested fans my kind has to offer, with the only method of escape being man overboard. The cast will be onboard for panels, Q&A’s, photo ops, autograph sessions…and hopefully some serious hanging out, as I intend on being cool as a cucumber when approaching Norman Reeds to be best friends all the while wearing my Mrs. Dixon wife-beater…ya he’s gonna love me. Who am I kidding…this cruise was fucking made for me! I’m a little afraid for the actors to be quite honest, they literally  signed up to be trapped on a vessel where every passengers’ single purpose is to bug the shit out of them, and I have a feeling some of them bite…Good luck cast! I’ll be on deck at 11 by the pool with tropical drinks on hand if you are looking for a bestie to share the plot of the second half of the 6th season with! If you’re interested in seeing  how this weekend’s adventure unfolds make sure to follow us on Instagram! Until then I’m going to practice my stealth stalking skills, poor Daryl Dixon won’t know know what’s coming for him… 2016-01-10 at 13-51-29 2016-01-10 at 13-49-07 2016-01-10 at 13-53-50 2016-01-10 at 13-50-18 2016-01-10 at 13-52-59 2016-01-10 at 13-51-38 2016-01-10 at 13-50-00 2016-01-10 at 13-52-23 2016-01-10 at 13-54-37 Recommended The Walking Dead to my mom…it’s been 2 days, she’s on season 3 and has yet to leave her room

Ecua-Andino Panama hat, Tom Ford sunglasses, vintage Grateful Dead tee, Chanel watch, Cartier bracelets, Kendall + Kylie for Topshop skirt, and Hermes Birkin and sandals.

I Don’t Do Mouse Calls

2015-06-29 at 13-14-01 Montreal, Canada

So we didn’t go to Disney World. We spent a lovely week in Miami eating and relaxing, and I showed tons of restraint, ignoring Mickey’s incessant calls begging me to come visit. So needy that one…Back in Montreal now anticipating an eventful week. I’m dragging my husband to a Nicki Minaj concert which he’s kinda dreading. He’s totally team Swift. This will be followed by an even more eventful weekend as festival season has finally made its way to our part of the world for OSHEAGA! Dressing for this shit really makes my year. It’s the little things in life you know? Little things like crowns, crochet, and exposed high waisted panties…fuck I’m excited! 2015-06-29 at 13-10-44 2015-06-29 at 13-14-21 2015-06-29 at 13-11-14 2015-06-29 at 13-11-03 2015-06-29 at 13-12-02 2015-06-29 at 13-16-09 2015-06-29 at 13-12-37 2015-06-29 at 13-11-37 2015-06-29 at 13-13-33 2015-06-29 at 13-14-10 Don’t I look like, totally brainy in my lab coat? 
Vans Mickey Mouse hat, Kendall & Kylie for Topshop coat, Zara onesie, Apple Watch, vintage Hermes Kelly bag, Fendi Karlito, and Chanel shoes.