Candy Striper Diaper

Montreal, Canada

Have you ever not purchased an item of clothing with the excuse "I'm never going to wear this" or "I have nothing to wear this to", if so you are full of shit. Pardon my language, but my day two Osheaga ensemble truly proves anything is possible...if you just believe. I fell in love with this little number at the Dolce & Gabbana outlet, and though my first thought was "when the fuck are you going to wear a striped diaper?" something told me to give it a try, and took it home. Here I am today recounting that day, and how I took a chance on the little diaper that could. Turns out these personal baby toilets are incredibly comfortable, and with the ridiculous heat that day, this little two piece kept me nice and cool. Besides functionality, I looked "totes adorbz"(you kids these days, just trying to keep up with the times)! In the future when shopping remember this tale, as fate might have set you up with an unlikely, yet fucking awesome garment. P.S pardon my footwear, but my Acne boots from the previous day at the festival literally ripped my feet apart...ok so not literally, but you get the idea. HAVAIANAS TO THE RESCUE!"Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and then Donna"- Fergie Ferg, My Humps