I See Dead People

Miami, Florida

Have you ever been in an awfully shitty mood for an extended period of time? You see, this past week I hadn't been getting much sleep due to, get ready for it...night terrors. That's right kids, my 24 year old ass reverted to childhood in all the worst ways, as I had nightmares that made me claw at my chest and experience paranoia that may or may not have caused hallucinations. I shit you not, I am that crazy. I also might actually believe in ghosts now, but perhaps I'll save that serving of insanity for another post. Anyways, lack of sleep for a prolonged period of time made me unbelievably irritable. I'm talking, Queen Of Hearts "off with their heads!" irritable. I had my husband and parents living in fear of every word they spoke to me, which wasn't as entertaining at the time, as the thought is now.

Also my lack of zzz's caused a little side dish of depression, which gave me a chance to catch up on a bunch of TV shows I forgot I gave a shit about. Did you know America's Next Top model had a cycle 22, and a hot deaf guy won! I do, because I spent the past 2 days locked in my room in the same set of pyjamas, watching Miss Tyra dramatically render that elimination speech oh so intensely and slowly. Seriously, pretty certain I could recite that spiel identically, intonation, dramatic pauses and all. Though not sure how proud I should be of my newly acquired talent, as after 22 seasons of this reality, I'm pretty sure all of us have that impression down pat. All this nonsense to tell you that my insomnia has a happy ending, as I have just awoken from a glorious night of deep dreamless sleep! Life is full of hardships that make you grateful for the little things you may have taken for granted kids. So when you lay your down head on your pillow tonight, don't forget to thank heavens for the glorious mind that is Tyra Banks, and the gift that is ANTM..."Wanna be on top"?!

When your rant is completely unrelated to the #OOTD photos you posted...

Dior "Technologic" glasses, Faithful The Brand jumpsuit, Papa's bandana, Chanel bag, and Nicholas Kirkwood flats.