Smelly Pirate Hooker

2014-04-15 at 17-37-11Montreal

TGIF y'all! I don't know if you have noticed, but I very rarely wear make up, mostly due to laziness, but I found it works for me! With the wedding coming up I went to visit the incredible Leslie-Ann Thomson, my make up artist of almost 10 years (yes i'm that old, and probably started wearing make up prematurely as a oversexualized tween) so I could try on my bridal face.  As a young lad(y) my face was nicely caked up as we were living in the Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson era, but the Kardashians have not perverted my grooming habits the way those early 2000 blondes did, so I mostly go bare faced now. This above is one of the rare occasions you will see  Claude made up in the wild. Seriously --its not a super common thing- again not because I have a Victoria Secret fresh face and look that good waking up, but because I am in fact incredibly fucking lazy. So here it is folks, full hair and make up...you like? It's crazy how some face paint, visible bra, and midriff can take you from being a mostly demure young woman back to your 13 years old slutty phase. Have a lovely weekend!2014-04-15 at 17-37-512014-04-15 at 17-39-022014-04-15 at 17-38-312014-04-15 at 17-36-092014-04-25 at 09-12-122014-04-15 at 17-42-592014-04-15 at 17-44-432014-04-15 at 17-50-512014-04-15 at 17-45-302014-04-15 at 17-37-452014-04-15 at 17-48-452014-04-15 at 17-38-08"Why don't you go back to your home on whore island!"

Chanel necklace, hobo gloves, Boy Bag, and combat boots, Zara toggle military blazer, Agent Provocateur bra, Bracelets from Hermes, David Yurman (similar), and Cartier (similar), One Teaspoon destroyed tank (similar), and Diesel Jogg jeans.

 

Outfit of the daycaguerinagent provocateur, cartier, chanel, diesel, hermes, one teaspoon, zara